Parker: Uh, before we dock, I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation. Brett: Right. Parker: Brett and I think we ought to, we deserve full shares, right baby? Brett: Right. You see, Mr. Parker ...

I’d like to invite anyone surprised to hear that director Fede Álvarez and Alien are a match made in space hell to stop reading this and watch his 2013 remake of The Evil Dead (but, like, come back ...