Thanks, Jack Handey, for these timeless love quotes of comedy gold. 1. "Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot." 2.

Aaron Rodgers shared some of his “deep thoughts” on fireworks, yodeling and other odd subjects with Twitter followers Monday night and had a lot of people confused. But he tipped off what he was up to ...