Have you heard? The old Myspace is back. Sort of. Coded entirely by an 18-year-old from Germany named An, Spacehey is near carbon copy of the OG social network’s design in its early 2000s glory days.

They say that social media is a cruel place, where strangers troll your photos out of boredom and one hasty remark on X can cause a lifetime cancellation. But anyone who came of age around 2005 (hello ...