SELIGMAN, Arizona (Reuters Life!) - The Roadkill Cafe proudly proclaims "You kill it, we grill it!" - but the closest you'll actually get to animals mown down on the road is dish names on the menu.

'Locally-sourced' and 'tarmac-to-table' are hallmarks of the Roadkill Cafe. Tommy reads from their revolting menu and we promise that if you've never actually considered a vegan diet, you will after ...