Most sports are actually absurd. Golf involves hitting a tiny ball into a hole hundreds of yards away. Soccer is based on the idea of what if we didn't use our hands. Speed stacking — if you really ...

Alarm blares out. Bleary eyes open. Stumble to coffee machine. Make (admittedly decaf) coffee. Take supplements while waiting for oat milk to heat up. Guzzle a half litre of water with pills. Pour alt ...