If they aren’t your favorites already, allow me to introduce you to your new favorite bird, the vulture. Vultures are absolutely incredible, among many things, being the only vertebrate that is an obligate scavenger. That’s right, they don’t care if you are close to death or kind of sickly or weak. You just gotta actually be dead to be tasty. Contrary to popular belief (no! Pop culture is wrong?!), they actually prefer fresh carcasses as opposed to really stinky rotting meat. Dallas the turkey v